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Most of the people listed on Jailbase were arrested for Other. I smell conspiracy. Legalize Other!

LEGALIZE OTHER

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You did not make and consume a something-that-smells-strongly-of-curry taco? Kinda disappointed in you right now.

Somehow, despite your disappointment, my sense of self-worth remains entirely intact in this instance.

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They are PETA activist drag queens.

We’ve lost radio contact with Dave.

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They are PETA activists and would rather go naked than WEAR FUR!

Not a lot of fur on the Men’s Apparel board, Dave. Do your research.

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Culture jamming! Viva La Situationist Internationale!

I very much doubt a significant portion of the people tagging ab shots of naked dudes on Pinterest have heard of, say, Kalle Lasn, let alone Guy Debord.

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It’s part of a neo-Marxist response to the Fashion Industrial Complex with Pinterest merely the conduit for this organized action!

Again: no, it is not.

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They’re dismantling the hegemony of Pinterest by engaging in Derridean presence/absence play!

No, they’re not.

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Just want it here for the record: this was not a recommendation based in merit, but in significance (at least for the next two days, after which I really hope we can just all forget what Lana Del Rey was).

Important caveat.

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The good part about the Human Torch, though—it’s hot in intensity, not in temperature. It’ll still be just as good after your lungs finish freaking out.

This is true. I will just sit here and stare at the pretty white paper packaging and when standing seems like a good idea again I’ll give it a try.

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Sounds like someone needs a drink.

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BPTC: Anyone else want to play?

liquidchroma:

davebloom replied to your photo: It’s a song. I listened to it. Not bad.

It’s important that you put in the right number of “a”s lest you end up with one of three “aaaah”s, one “aaaahh,” one “alalaiah” (which it offers when you type “aaaaaaah), and one…

Summer in a Library Carrel

Sometime this weekend, I will receive my three preliminary examination questions - you know, the ones that (upon passing) allow you to move from PhD student status to PhD candidate status (w00t!).

I know different schools have different formats for these things, but ours work something like: three questions, take home, 8 weeks to write. Since it isn’t a cram 3-day writing binge like some prelims, the writing samples are expected to be more comprehensive and much more polished.

This, for me, means “bye bye” social media. For 8 weeks at least.

But, never fear friends and faithful, this Tumblr will not lie dormant during that time. I will be turning the keys (err…passwords) to my social media accounts over to Bloom County, aka Raina and Dave. They will have full run of the place, and I expect entertaining results. Also, if you spot me around town (in those fleeting moments where I will not be in my library carrel) or have a cocktail that the world just has to know about or happen to catch any awesome glam tribute acts in my absence, feel free to submit them, and the Blooms will see that they get posted.

That also means that this is basically my last week on Tumblr for the bulk of summer. What should I do with it?