oh my god it's windy and sunny

1. Go to Glorioso’s Italian Market and order the hottest sandwich on the menu (The Human Torch), proceed to checkout.
2. Run sandwich (and misc. other groceries) through checkout, realize you forgot your wallet.
3. Sprint half mile back to your apartment in 20 degree weather while cashier holds your sale, locate wallet.
4. Sprint half mile back back to Glorioso’s in 20 degree weather, into the wind this time.
5. Pay for sandwich and groceries, walk half mile home.
6. Have asthma attack, be unable to eat hottest sandwich on Glorioso’s menu.

Sunday Funday, y’all.

1. amneubs liked this
2. artem15s said: I have heard that spicy foods are good for asthma sufferers, they open the airways or something. But if that fails, COFFEE (and other stimulants). Oh yes.
3. davebloom said: The good part about the Human Torch, though—it’s hot in intensity, not in temperature. It’ll still be just as good after your lungs finish freaking out.
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5. mariahnotcarey said: :(
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