January 2010
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On Doug's bride, while watching The Hangover
Kristin: That girl’s real attractive.
Me: That’s cuz she looks like Lara Flynn Boyle.
Kristin: Yeah, but in a hot vampire way.
Me: Lara Flynn Boyle doesn’t look like Lara Flynn Boyle in a hot vampire way?
Kristin: Yeah, I guess.
"Then at 7:05 the roll was called. Senator Byrd... →
Oh man, Closet Classics is closing.
Another local Milwaukee shop bites the dust.
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Heads up, you guys. I'm gonna try and make lefse...
Stay tuned.
We live in the air death has— / a tightened belt.... →
Today in actual poetry, Danika Stegeman has a poem up at HTMLGiant and I like it.
Full Disclosure: I know Danika from our undergrad days at Minnesota. I always was, and still am, a fan.
Many of you probably saw Jimmy Fallon’s sketch where he portrayed Neil Young singing the theme song from “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.” We, the gentlemen you see in this video, loved it. However, there is a whole other style of Neil Young - the I’m-with-Crazy Horse, meandering, mid-tempo full-on rock band with gratuitous amounts of guitar soloing style that goes on for, at...
Lutefisk →
Well, we tried the lutefisk trick and the raccoons went away, but now we’ve got a family of Norwegians living under our house!
No matter how many times I see it, I will never...
CHAINSAW TEDDY BEAR! Let’s face it: classic SNL invented the Internet.
"Come my tan-faced children, Follow well in... →
I hate that I cannot hate that f*cking Levi’s commercial on principle.
Also, I love Levi’s jeans.
GUH. I am an American.
And then Sarah Jessica Parker was second fiddle to...
I like where this is going, you guys.
You guys, James Cameron was just the secondary...
Just when I think I understand how the world works…
"Prairie Home Companion is also often subversive... →
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Most serious news stories are peppered with information that is laughably false,...
– Chuck Klosterman (via marco) (via drinkyourjuice)
C.K. says in everyman’s terms what Dr. Peter Nicholson, then President of the Council of Canadian Academies, articulated in a 2006 address titled “The Changing Nature of Intellectual Authority.” (Text here. PDF here.)
(I love this...
All you Wisco folk can keep your Bon Iver. I'm...
So there.
"Everything is here already," the pictograph... →
Today in found poetry…