oh my god it's windy and sunny

davebloom replied to your video: Dave just made me listen to “Video Games” (I had…

Just want it here for the record: this was not a recommendation based in merit, but in significance (at least for the next two days, after which I really hope we can just all forget what Lana Del Rey was).

Important caveat.

Stress Related

You don’t see so much of these anymore,

not see so much of this. There were others

who saw more. Innocence is cool,

he offered. Now not so much.

Innocence is the finish. Through all our

wide day it stressed. It was foolish to argue,

idle to come undone. The post arrived.

It all failed. All failed somewhere.

-John Ashbery

davebloom replied to your post: Go to Glorioso’s Italian Market and order the…

The good part about the Human Torch, though—it’s hot in intensity, not in temperature. It’ll still be just as good after your lungs finish freaking out.

This is true. I will just sit here and stare at the pretty white paper packaging and when standing seems like a good idea again I’ll give it a try.

1. Go to Glorioso’s Italian Market and order the hottest sandwich on the menu (The Human Torch), proceed to checkout.
2. Run sandwich (and misc. other groceries) through checkout, realize you forgot your wallet.
3. Sprint half mile back to your apartment in 20 degree weather while cashier holds your sale, locate wallet.
4. Sprint half mile back back to Glorioso’s in 20 degree weather, into the wind this time.
5. Pay for sandwich and groceries, walk half mile home.
6. Have asthma attack, be unable to eat hottest sandwich on Glorioso’s menu.

Sunday Funday, y’all.

Buck Rogers Episodes That Could Also Be Porno Titles, In Order

10. The Dorian Secret

9. Ardala Returns

8. A Dream of Jennifer

7. Planet of the Amazon Women

6. Planet of the Slave Girls

5. Return of the Fighting 69th

4. Escape from Wedded Bliss

3. Unchained Woman

2. A Blast for Buck

1. The Hand of Goral